10 points for Merit
A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit to earn your way in here?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered, "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. “
The man continued, “So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off … Or I'll kick the !@#$ out of all of you! ‘”
St. Peter was impressed.
"When did all this happen?", asked St.Peter.
"Just a couple of minutes ago."
