A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter.
She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", he says.
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one
else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says, "That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, Superman, you're a real jerk when you're drunk!"
BobsApr 11, 2007 at 14:02:39
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Too funny!
BobsApr 11, 2007 at 21:01:06
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I have a Superman joke set to publish tomorrow morning, you definitely want to check it out – its pretty funny.
Thanks for the laugh!
BobsApr 12, 2007 at 07:40:29
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oops – looks like I mistyped my url in that above post.
Anyway, that post is live now and can be seen here:
An Old Superman Joke
Tyler IngramApr 12, 2007 at 13:45:58
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I should look at allowing people to edit their own comments
Thanks for the link, I remember the joke you posted, that definitely is a good classic one!