Joke of the Day

Writen By Tyler Ingram on Feb 26, 2007

Two Women Meet In Heaven:

1st Woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd Woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?

1st Woman: I froze to death.

2nd Woman: How horrible!

1st Woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you?

2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him, but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV. 
 
1st Woman: So, what happened?
 
2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that Istarted running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st Woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — we’d both still be alive.

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  • *sigh* Women…

    :p

    Wait a minute. If he was cheating with her how did she get into heav-… well I guess the ten commandments say not to covet thy neighbour’s wife and nothing about the other way around, right?

  • One of the ladies must of been a bit older huh? She died of a heart attack!!

    As for dying in the freezer, I don’t see why not my landlord’s freezer is like 6′ long and can easily fit at least 4 bodies on top of each other!