Joke of the Day
Two Women Meet In Heaven:
1st Woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd Woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st Woman: I froze to death.
2nd Woman: How horrible!
1st Woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him, but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st Woman: So, what happened?
2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that Istarted running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st Woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer — we’d both still be alive.
*sigh* Women…
:p
Wait a minute. If he was cheating with her how did she get into heav-… well I guess the ten commandments say not to covet thy neighbour’s wife and nothing about the other way around, right?
One of the ladies must of been a bit older huh? She died of a heart attack!!
As for dying in the freezer, I don’t see why not my landlord’s freezer is like 6′ long and can easily fit at least 4 bodies on top of each other!