Malicious Virus Alert: Please Read

There is a dangerous virus currently being passed electronically, orally and by hand.  This virus is called the Worm Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, boss or anyone else via  any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT.  This virus will wipe out your private life completely!

If you should come in contact with WORK, put your jacket on, and go to the nearest retail outlet that carries the following program and purchase it immediately: Work Isolator Neutralizer Extractor (WINE).  This is available in several formats.     

The quickest acting WINE type is called Swift Hitting Infiltrator Remover All Zones (SHIRAZ) but this is the more expensive professional version. The cheaper version, which could give you some real headaches, is known as Pro-Life Organism Network Killer (PLONK).

To assist in the complete eradication of this virus, please forward this warning to five friends.  If you do not have five friends then it is highly likely that you have already been infected, and WORK is controlling your life.    

Update 10/10/07
After extensive testing it has been concluded that Best Equivalent Extractor Remedy (BEER) may be substituted for WINE but the program will  have to be  run more times for the same effect.